Mean Mr. Mustard ()
Author: John Lennon; Lead vocal: John Lennon

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man

His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man
Dirty old man


Recorded: July 24, 1969 (with "Sun King" as one song) at Abbey Road, London, England with overdubs added July 25, 1969 and July 29, 1969
John Lennon - lead vocal, piano
Paul McCartney - fuzz bass, harmony vocal
George Harrison - lead guitar
Ringo Starr - drums, tambourine

This version of the song available on

UK albums
Abbey Road (1969)
US albums
Abbey Road (1969)

Other versions of the song

Mean Mr. Mustard (Demo)