Who's a Millionaire? (Conversation)
Authors: John Babcock, in association with Al Wiman and Roger Christian of radio station KWFB, Hollywood, CA; Lead vocals: John Babcock, Al Wiman, Roger Christian

WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE RUMOUR IF HE OR ANY MEMBER OF THE GROUP WAS A MILLIONAIRE, HE CASUALLY SCOFFED, "NO, THAT'S ANOTHER LOUSY RUMOUR. I WISH WE WERE."

"IS BRIAN EPSTEIN A MILLIONAIRE?""NO, EVEN HE'S NO ONE, POOR FELLOW.""WHERE DOES ALL THE MONEY GO?""WELL A LOT OF IT GOES TO HER MAJESTY. SHE'S A MILLIONAIRE!"AND SHE TOO IS A BEATLE FAN AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE BEATLE FANS, I GUESS WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE BEATLEMANIA!

YOU CAN'T DO THAT
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney

I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY THAT MIGHT CAUSE YOU PAIN;
IF I CATCH YOU TALKING TO THAT BOY AGAIN,
I'M GONNA LET YOU DOWN
AND LEAVE YOU FLAT,
BECAUSE I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE,
OH, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

WELL, IT'S THE SECOND TIME I'VE CAUGHT YOU TALKING TO HIM;
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME I THINK IT'S S SIN?
I THINK I'LL LET YOU DOWN (let you down)
AND LEAVE YOU FLAT.
(Gonna let you down and leave you flat)
BECAUSE I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE,
OH, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

EV'RYBODY'S GREEN,
'CAUSE I'M THE ONE WHO WON YOUR LOVE.
BUT IF THEY'D SEEN.


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